Who’s on third?
SYNOPSIS
I assumed I was being interviewed to become their new roommate. Turns out I was wrong. I was actually being interviewed to be the best third wheel of all time, and BOY! I'm a natural!
Hire me! I'll go anywhere with you! I'm here to make you feel like you actually do have friends outside your relationship. There's no need to worry about including me. I have no right to know your inside jokes or secrets. I'm always just there.
I am the lamppost you make out against. The uber driver you call after a crazy night. The tag along. You need me? I'm there. I am always there.
Cast Size: 2W, 1M
Runtime: 20 minutes
character breakdown
First Wheel - M
Second Wheel - W
Third Wheel - W
Why this show?
Looking for a fun, quick, weird comedy for your play festival or some fun monologues for auditions? Who's on Third is worth your time. Premiering in Manchester, England in July 2026, this witty comedy is calling your name if you enjoy shows like Fleabag or The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel! Comedy written for women by women. If you decide to perform this show, I'd love to see your take on it! Don't hesitate to contact me if you have any questions.
If you enjoy this piece and are interested in more comedy from me, contact me and I'd love to write something new with you or for you. Let's collaborate!
purchasing options
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$15 Watermarked, not for performance
This perusal script is for reading purposes only. A license is required for any performance
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$100 for up to 4 performances
$20-30 for any additional performances
Extra script PDFs for cast: included with the license
Printed acting editions: sold separately if desired